Posts by Amber Rose

ok its time to recount all your favorite crazy jw urban legends, ill start i remember this one was told to me after i had left the org, there was a newly married couple, they were good little dubs, evil mother in law lived with them, she did not want to convert or study, well time went on they had a baby, and mother in law was into some spiritual stuff, unknown to jw mommy and daddy.

anyway jw mommy wakes up one night to find little baby dub sitting inside the fish tank with most of the water taken out and there was some kind of evil spirit present, mommy dub yells out jemimas name and breaks free with baby dub.

evil mother in law is asked to leave their happy home.

Amber Rose

A rapist was loose in the town/city, and especially one park or forest area was his favourite crime scene. A pioneer sister was on her way home (or to) FS or a bible study one dark evening. And she had to go through that specific park. She prayed to Jah, and went on. In the middle of the park, she met this dangerous man, but he did not attack her. Later, after he was arrested, he was asked why he did not attack this woman (I always wondered how anyone could know what he did not do...?).
The rapist answered: But she was not alone, she was walking along with two men on her side.

I heard a different variation of this story. The lovely young pioneer sister was in field service and knocked on the door of the rapist. We were supposed to be amazed at this display of divine protection. It had the opposite effect.

Does any one know the one about the JW's on a cruise who witness to a "guy from the UN" ?

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Standish Arms Sold by WTS, 5 other buildings on the market

by blondie in

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5 other buildings remain on the market.

by linda collins.

brooklyn daily eagle.

Amber Rose

Does it seem to be more than just a coincidence that Taurus Investment Holdings LLC invested in the "Knocking" film and purchased Watchtower real estate. It seems weird to me.

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Dexter Fans

by footstepfollower in

here is a link to torrents for the last two episodes.

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3921296/dexter.s02e11.dvdr.xvid.avi.

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3921303/dexter.s02e12.dvdr.xvid.avi.

Amber Rose

Dave,

I was hoping it was about that Dexter too. If its not a cartoon, I'm not interested! But now I must get back to my laboratory.

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Why no psych evaluation for Dennis Lindberg? Who does judge think he is?

by Wasanelder Once in

ok, this lad was raised by abusive/neglectful meth addicted parents till he was 10. he spent summers with his aunt.

he was tossed between friends and such and not able to read till he was out of the earliest grades.

so, at ten he lives with auntie witnoid.

Amber Rose

I wondered about this also. Just how did the judge decide the boy was mature enough to make his own decisions? Because he presented himself well in front of the judge for a few moments? Was the boy given a crash course in courtroom acting by the HLC?

I remember being a kid, going over "no-blood" information and articles. They always had stories of kids who were able to impress courts with thier level of maturity and avoided blood. I always hoped that would never happen to me. Would I try to act slightly immature and have the court force me to have blood (oh, darn, they are going to save my life against my wishes). But how raging mad would my mom be that I wasn't a shining example of a perfect JW kid - then I would wish that I was dead. Fortunately, I never had to face the situation.

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Watchtower Farms plans millions in expansion

by Grammy in

watchtower farms plans millions in expansionhttp://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?aid=/20071129/news/711290360

Amber Rose

I bet they are building a retirement home for faithful JW's with no pension or savings. And you guys thought the WTS doesn't care about old folks. For shame.

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Would Bigfoot Stomp Creationism?

by metatron in

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friends

i suppose that any fact can be denied ( there's a hilarious scene in woody allen's "everything you ever wanted to know about sex".

in which a husband is oblivious to his wife's observation of his adultery).

however, i do wonder if they ever found a "bigfoot" body, would it.

Amber Rose

Nevertheless, I am fascinated to see that real live experts on zoology, veterinary medicine, palentology and other disciplines are taking
such claims seriously and finding evidence they are puzzled by. The History channel is doing some interesting programs on this.

Links please! I want to believe in Bigfoot!

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Unexped concequences of no longer being a Dub

by Amber Rose in

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having quit the jw's, i have found my past as a jw inconveniencing me in seemingly random situations.

finding a new hair stylist wasn't as hard as i thought it would be.

i need to get my teeth cleaned, but which office should i go to.

Amber Rose

Having quit the JW's, I have found my past as a JW inconveniencing me in seemingly random situations. Finding a new hair stylist wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. I need to get my teeth cleaned, but which office should I go to. The one that usually went to, where a Dub (my sister) works or just avoid her and choose his other location. And since I stopped attending meetings, my cuticles have been a mess! I no longer have 5 hours a week to massage cream into them. How about you all? What sort of unexpected changes have you noticed since leaving?

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Ten Awake covers to caption, here you go!

by Wasanelder Once in

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